Why ctonks?
- Combines the power of Stonks and Crypto
- Blockchain-powered meme economics
- Smart contracts written in MS Paint
- CEO is an AI trained on r/wallstreetbets
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ctonks
Stonks of Crypto: To the Moon and Beyond! 🚀🌕
About ctonks
Moon-Bound Technology
Our advanced algorithms guarantee that ctonks only go up. It's simple math: 📈 + 🚀 = 🌕
Meme-Powered Gains
Each transaction is verified by a panel of top-tier meme lords for maximum stonkiness.
FOMO-Fueled Growth
Our patented FOMO engine ensures you'll never miss out on gains again. Buy high, sell never!
Join the ctonks revolution and turn your memes into dreams!
*Not financial advice. May cause uncontrollable desire to HODL.
ctonks Roadmap
Phase 1: The Memening
Launch ctonks and flood the internet with dank memes. Achieve 1 million Twitter followers, mostly bots.
Phase 2: The Stonkening
Develop AI-powered trading bots that only buy, never sell. Reach $4.20 per ctonk.
Phase 3: The Hodlening
Launch ctonks hardware wallets shaped like diamond hands. Partner with major exchanges (they'll beg us).
Phase 4: The Mooning
Achieve $69,420 per ctonk. Buy actual moon. Rename it ctonk. Host first intergalactic meme conference.
The future is ctonks, and the future is bright! 🚀✨
*Roadmap subject to change based on market conditions and meme trends.
How to Get ctonks
1. Study the Charts
Analyze memes and crypto trends simultaneously
2. Secure Your Wallet
Use our patented "Diamond Hands" encryption
3. HODL to the Moon!
Watch your ctonks go only up (not financial advice)
ctonks Tokenomics
- Total Supply: 100,000,000,000 CTNK
- No Taxes
- LP tokens are burnt for maximum security
- Contract ownership is renounced
- Fair launch: No pre-sale, no team tokens
Our tokenomics are designed for maximum decentralization and community ownership. DYOR!